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This bag of Dove has made a mockery of my well-being and overall state of non-fitness. According to the informative nutritional facts listed on the back of this bag, I’ve just consumed approximately 1760 calories and 104 g of fat.

If only I had my daughter’s self-control, who, after eating just two pieces said: “I can’t have a third piece,” she said in a near-state of panic. “If I do, I’ll have to go home and wait for the cavity to arrive and I’ll miss soccer practice.”

Really, who puts these ideas in her head?

May 7, 2010