I always know when B has fallen asleep during a haircut.
As every male ancestor before him, he always gets “a number 2 on the sides, please, and scissors on top.” If he falls asleep at the hands of a hairdresser, he comes home with a military crew cut. An explanation is no longer necessary, so he just smiles.
Faithful to his father’s form, Ryder recently dozed away as he got a haircut.
Like father like son and the legions that came before him, I know exactly how those two got their crew cuts 😉