Jen: “My Sunday morning began with a 4-year-old peeing on my foot — he missed the toilet. Ah! The joys of motherhood.”
Lela: “What a way to welcome the day!!!”
Jen: “The little shrimp, upon finishing, stepped in the puddle and told me the floor was wet! It was 5:59 am and I wanted to wring his neck. There isn’t much difference between boys and men, is there?”
Lela: “Nope. Just the size of the puddle.”
I am hopeful my son will soon perfect his aim. Until then, a good pair of sturdy galoshes may be a wise investment.
February 1, 2010